Reviews by Jeff Warner


Where the Wild Things Are

A Magical Journey




Departed, the

When You're Facing a Loaded Gun...




Saw 3

Oh Yes There Will Be Blood




Queen, the

Royal Disappointment




Death of a President

October 19, 2007




Babel

Listen...




Borat

Not for the Easily Offended




Stranger Than Fiction

Aren't you glad your not a gollum?




Casino Royale

Bond, NEW Bond.




Happy Feet

Warning! Great Fun Ahead




Fountain, the

Brilliant




Fast Food Nation

Something to Talk About




Deja Vu

Been There, Done That




Bobby

So Many Characters




Little Children

Grown Up Children




Robert Altman Collection

A Prarie Home in Gosford Park doing the M*A*S*H while working for The Company




Blood Diamond

A Diamond in the Rough




Apocalypto

Choose your destiny...




Miracle on 34th Street

A Miracle Indeed




It's a Wonderful Life

It's A Wonderful Experience




Pursuit of Happyness, the

We know its spelled wrong...




Good Shepherd, the

C.I.A. aka. Colorless.Interminable.Arid




Night at the Museum

Lights Out




Volver

Voluptuous




Dreamgirls

Move Move...Move right on to this movie...




Children of Men

A Child of Perfection




Top Ten Lists 2006

Jeff hits the Jackpot and searches the Junkyard




Thatmoviesite Best Reviewed Films of 2006

Children of Men




Alpha Dog

He Stole the Show




Curse of the Golden Flower

Curse those flowers...




Sharkwater

I Think They're Beautiful




Notes on a Scandal

Ooo, Scandalous!




Last King of Scotland

Whats with this royalty lately?




Letters from Iwo Jima

Signed, Sealed, Delivered.




Pans Labyrinth

I wanna go there...




2006 Oscar Nominees

Letters From Iwo Jima




Infernal Affairs

I Don't Know If He's Good or Bad




Water

You're a Widow Now




Good German, the

Style with no Substance




Venus

Old people are so funny




Smokin Aces

These aces are on fire!




Jesus Camp

Jesus Freaks




Sherrybaby

People Make Mistakes




Hannibal Rising

Hannibal sinks, or maybe it was stinks?




Oscar Predictions 2006

Jeff's Oscar Predictions 2006




Bridge to Terabithia

The Power of Imagination




Ghost Rider

Where do I begin...?




Breach

Is it worth it?




Zodiac

The Finchster is back !




Number 23

Enough with the adding...




Reno 911! Miami

Oops, That Was My Bad




Days of Glory/Indigènes

Bittersweet Symphony




Black Snake Moan

Strangley Attractive and Intriguing.




Lawrence of Arabia

No "Ordinary" Man




300

More Than Just A Movie




Lives of Others/Leben der Anderen

Livin' In Germany




Breaking and Entering

Breaking My Heart




Wild Hogs

Fun Ride




Dead Silence

Silence is Deafening...




Fido

A boy and his zombie.




Wind That Shakes the Barley, the

Mighty Wheaties!




Reign Over Me

Friendship at It's Best




Last Mimzy, the

The Last Kids Movie...




Shooter

Counting the Cliches...




Meet the Robinsons

Rent the Robinsons




Lookout, the

On the Lookout




Host, the/Gwoemul

Visit The Host




Grindhouse

What more can I say?




Reaping, the

Dispelling my Belief




Pathfinder

Plotfinder anyone?




Disturbia

Wild ride through the Suburbs




Hoax, the

A tangled little web has been woven




Vacancy

Thanks for Staying




Hot Fuzz

For the Greater Good




Fracture

All Broken




2007 Summer Preview

Jeff's Summer Menu




Invisible, the

Best Unintentional Comedy of the Year




Next

Next On ... Aging Actors With Hair Pieces




Magic Mike

Victim of Society




Lucky You

No Card Tricks Here




Spider-man 3

At least we had the first two




28 Days Later

People vs. People




Year of the Dog

Peggy's Pouch Problem




Georgia Rule

Georgia on my mind




28 Weeks Later

A worthwhile sequel




Ex, the

Stupid beyond repair




Away From Her

Going... but not gone




Shrek the Third

Far Far Away from the first




Inland Empire

Thank-You David Lynch




Waitress

Baking a near perfect pie




Black Book/Zwartboek

Entertaining WWII Drama




Pirates of the Caribbean At Worlds End

The Curse Has Been Broken!




Bug

Where is my fly swatter?




Knocked Up

Knock Out




Mr. Brooks

I love what your thinking...




Severance

Trail Mix




Oceans 13

Leave the other two at the door.




Hostel Part II

Urgh...so frustrated!




Surfs Up

Winning isn't everything.




Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer

Rise of the Contrivances




Once

Struck a Chord




Ratatouille

A Rat's Tale




Day Watch

Night and Day




1408

Believe what you want to believe




Evan Almighty

Cliche's are imminent




Mighty Heart,a

A Mighty Heart Indeed




Flags of Our Fathers/Letters From Iwo Jima

Letters From Iwo Jima




Live Free or Die Hard

Wish I would have Died Hard.




Sicko

It Makes Me Sick




Transformers

Now This Is A Summer Movie!




Paris je t aime

Feelin' The Love




Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Harry More Mature




Eagle vs. Shark

The Winner... Nobody




Red Road

Follow the Red Road




You Kill Me

Killer Comedy




Hairspray (2007)

I need another can!




Introducing the Dwights/Clubland

An Interesting Family




Talk to Me (2007)

Talking A Lot




Hairspray (1988)

Hair Don't




I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

The Wedding Is Off




Sunshine

Beautiful and Brilliant Filmmaking




Simpsons Movie, the

Best TV Show Adaptation Ever!




Rescue Dawn

Fill What Is Empty




Hot Rod

Talk About Random




Bourne Ultimatum, the

My Stomach Hurts




Stardust

Adult Fairytale




Perfume the Story of a Murderer

Scent of a Woman




I Know Who Killed Me

Not that bad




Skinwalkers

Skim-Walkers




Superbad

Not Superbad...Supergood!




Invasion

For Better or Worse...




Fall Movie Preview 2007

Jeff's Fall Faves and Future Flops




Halloween 1978

It is the Boogeyman




Interview

More Than Meets the Eye




Resurrecting the Champ

Resurrecting a Career




Nanny Diaries

Poor Nanny




Mr. Beans Holiday

Oh Mr. Bean...silly you




Halloween 2007

Slightly Dissapointed




Death Sentence

Revenge at its Best




3:10 to Yuma

Kick off to a great season




Shoot Em Up

*Everything Included




Hunting Party, the

Hunters Become Hunted




Hatchet

Bury the Hatchet




Eastern Promises

Slowly...Building Trust




Brave One, the

How many wrongs...?




Sydney White

Like OMG!...Totally?




Atonement

And the Oscar goes to...




This is England

This is Great!




Reservation Road

You Only Get the Law




Across the Universe

Hippies and their songs...




Kingdom, the

Animal Kingdom




Shake Hands With the Devil

Wash your hands after seeing this




Elizabeth

One Tough Cookie




Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, the

You Can Hide Things in Vocabulary




In the Valley of Elah

The David in this Goliath World




Into the Wild

Freedom and Simple Beauty




Rocket Science

It Shouldn't Be Rocket Science




Elizabeth the Golden Age

I have a hurricane in me...




Michael Clayton

Truth Hurts




Zoo

Don't Judge a Book




We Own the Night

What About the Day?




30 Days of Night

That cold ain't the weather...




Rendition

Better then its made out to be




Things We Lost in the Fire

Not all is lost




Gone Baby Gone

Out of the park!




Saw 4

Jigsaw Lives!




The Darjeeling Limited

Soul Searching




Lust, Caution/Se, jie

Cautionary Tale




American Gangster

Anyone want to play Monopoly?




Bee Movie

Damn Bugs!




Lions for Lambs

Learn to Speak Pentagonese




Lars and the Real Girl

It's All in the Faces




Control (2007)

Lost Control




Fred Claus

Brotherly Love




Beowulf

What the hell was that?!




No Country For Old Men

Calm, Cool and Collected




Hitman (2007)

Agent 47 Kicks Some Ass




Mist, the

Hope and Despair




August Rush

Something Magical




Enchanted

Clever but misguided




Juno

Thunderbirds are go!




Before the Devil Knows Youre Dead

May you be in heaven...




Golden Compass, the

It is what it is




I Am Legend

Legends Never Die...




Margot at the Wedding

What a Bitch




Kite Runner, the

Like the Energizer Bunny




Thatmoviesite Best Reviewed Films of 2007

Juno




Sweeney Todd the Demon Barber of Fleet Street

I Will Have Vengeance




Walk Hard the Dewey Cox Story

Now this is a spoof




Charlie Wilsons War

Interesting Blend of Comedy/Drama




Top Ten Lists 2007

Jeff's Jukebox of Jewels and Junk




Alvin and the Chipmunks

These are no Squirrels




Bucket List, the

Have you found joy in your life?




Wristcutters a Love Story

Slit Your Wrist Somewhere Else




My Blueberry Nights

Ew... Blueberry Pies




Diving Bell and the Butterfly, the/Scaphandre et le papillon, le

This is Life?




Orphanage, the/El Orfanato

Creepy Kids




Im Not There

Like a Rollingstone...




In the Name of the King a Dungeon Siege Tale

His Name was Farmer?




Savages, the

The Writings on the Wall




There Will Be Blood

There Will Be Complainers




Cloverfield

What is Cloverfield?




2007 Oscar Nominees

Atonement




Great Debaters, the

Debate This




Untraceable

Traces Many Others




Jumper

Anywhere Else is Better




4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days/4 luni, 3 saptamani si 2 zile

What!, No Oscar Nom?




Spiderwick Chronicles, the

Chronicling Originality




Step Up 2 the Streets

Dancing in the Streets




Definitely, Maybe

Definitely One to See




Be Kind Rewind

Rewind My Mind




In Bruges

I Know Where My Next Vacation Is...Do You?




Vantage Point

Of Course He Lives...




Other Boleyn Girl, the

Lusty Exposé




10,000 B.C.

Not that bad




Bank Job

Realistic(ish) Bank Heist




Funny Games 2008

Some Will Hate It... Others Will Love It




Doomsday

Old School Meets New School




Horton Hears a Who

What's that ringing in my ear?




Run Fatboy Run

Good for a Laugh




Taxi to the Dark Side

Eye Opening and Mind Boggling




Southland Tales

Brillaint... or A Mess?




Stop-Loss

Engaging and Entertaining




Counterfeiters/Fälscher, Die

Bleak Art




Snow Angels

Let it Snow




2008 Summer Preview

Jeff's Summer Wishes 2008




Smart People

Pleasant but Forgettable




Forgetting Sarah Marshall

I Actually Cried!




Forbidden Kingdom, the

Should be the Hidden Kingdom




Wackness, the

WeLcOmE tO tHe WaCkY




Baby Mama

Tina and Amy Together Again...




Iron Man

Setting the Bar




Son of Rambow

Ah...Childhood




Speed Racer

YES! YES! YES!




Chronicles of Narnia - Prince Caspian

The Wonderful World of Narnia




Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Indy Returns! Ho-Hum.




Sex and the City

A Male Point of View




Strangers, the

Plain and Simple




Kung Fu Panda

Prepare for Awesomeness!




Youth Without Youth

Huh?!




War Inc.

Shit Happens




Paranoid Park

So Frustrating!




Happening, the

I knew this would happen...




Incredible Hulk, the

The Dissapointing Hulk




Young People Fucking

Young People... What Now?!




Wall-E

Wow-E!




Mongol

Lovable Teddy Bear




Wanted

Kicks Major Ass!




Hancock

Interesting Take on Superheroes




Hellboy II The Golden Army

Shadow in the Night




Dark Knight, the

Um...Speechless!




Mamma Mia!

Take Your Mamma!




X-Files Fight the Future

Do You Believe?




Step Brothers

Brotherly Love




X-Files I Want to Believe

No More Believing




Mummy Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, the

Why was this made?




Pineapple Express

That was some good shit!




Tropic Thunder

Quite the Storm




Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2

Just what I expected...




Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Who wants to go to Barcelona?




House Bunny

One Funny Bunny




Transsiberian

Runs out of steam




Death Race

When Is It My Turn




Fall Movie Preview 2008

Jeff's Fall Future - A 2008 Fall Movie Preview




Ghost Town

Totally Unexpected




Righteous Kill

Meh




Burn After Reading

Simmer Down




Eagle Eye

Keep A Watchful Eye




Miracle at St. Anna

An Epic Failure




Choke

Choke on This




Appaloosa

Long Road to Nowhere




Sukiyaki Western Django

A Messy Meal




Religulous

Ignorance is Bliss




Blindness

In the Eye of the Beholder




Nick and Norahs Infinite Playlist

A Fun Tune




Quarantine

Everthing I Wanted it to Be




Body of Lies

Leave This Body Alone




Duchess, the

Poor Georgiana




W.

Misdissapointed




Passchendaele

Make Love, Not War




Max Payne

Dishing Out the Pain




Sex Drive

Impotent




Saw 5

See Saw (but see the others first)




Pride and Glory

Humility and Shame




Changeling, the

Bringing Down the Law




Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Can We Get A Re-Write?




Happy-Go-Lucky

Happy Overload!




RocknRolla

Rollin' and a Rollin'




I.O.U.S.A.

Economics for the Clueless




Madagascar Escape 2 Africa

Feel the Rhythm




Role Models

L.A.I.R.E.




Quantum of Solace

Quantum Leap




Synecdoche, New York

The World is Your Stage




Bolt

This Dog Has Bark




Rachel Getting Married

Congrats to the Happy Couple




Twilight

Shh...Don't Tell Anyone




Australia

Only In Baz's World




Frozen River

Desperate Measures




Day the Earth Stood Still, the (1951)

Klaatu Barrada Nikto




Day the Earth Stood Still, the (2008)

Freaking Hollywood




Milk

It's More Then an Issue




Frost/Nixon

Tricky Dick




Gran Torino

Like FIne Wine...




Adoration

Admiration for Adoration




Doubt

I Have My Certainty




Christmas Tale, A/Un Conte de Noel

And I Thought My Family Was Weird




Seven Pounds

A Few Pounds Short




Let the Right One In/Låt den rätte komma in

Sweet Innocence




Slumdog Millionaire

A Life Worth Living




Spirit, the (2008)

The Spirit is Broken




Valkyrie

Operation Valkyrie is in Effect




Curious Case of Benjamin Button, the

A Beautiful Hymn to Life




Reader, the

A Lackluster Read




Revolutionary Road

A Revolution Indeed




Thatmoviesite Best Reviewed Movies of 2008

Slumdog Millionaire




Top Ten Lists 2008

Jeff's Picks of the Litter




Wrestler, the

A guy down on his luck...




My Bloody Valentine 3D

Bloody Hell




2008 Oscar Nominees

Frost/Nixon




Class, the/Entre les murs

Like An Overlong Lecture




Paul Blart Mall Cop

Safety Never Takes a Holiday




Taken

Good Luck...




Push

Don't Push Me




Waltz With Bashir/Vals Im Bashir

Accept this Dance




Coraline

In My Dreams




Friday the 13th (1980)

This is a Classic?




Friday the 13th (2009)

New and (Somewhat) Improved




Confessions of a Shopaholic

Awe...Debt, How Wonderful are Thee?




International, the

A Smart Thriller




I Love You, Man

Breaking Up is Hard to Do




Watchmen

Justice is Coming




Last House on the Left (1972)

This is what horror movies are made of!




Last House on the Left (2009)

This Is How You Remake a Movie




Duplicity

Who can you trust?




Knowing

Should Have Known Better




Monsters Vs Aliens

Should Remain Alien to Us




2009 Summer Preview

Jeff's Summer Jubilation!




Sunshine Cleaning

Let the Sunshine In!




Adventureland

An Average Adventure




Observe and Report

Stupid Stupid Stupid...




Crank High Voltage

Cranking Everything Up




17 Again

A Good Um... Comedy




Soloist, the

What a mess!




X-Men Origins Wolverine

Initial Reaction... Meh!




Star Trek (2009)

Boldly Went...




Angels and Demons

Wow...ooh...meh




Terminator Salvation

Lights, Camera, Action! Action! Action!




Up

A Lesson in Pixar




Drag Me To Hell

Drag me out of a deep sleep...




Girlfriend Experience, the

Experience This




Hangover, the

We've All Been There




Taking of Pelham 123 (2009)

The Taking Away of Plot




Proposal, the

I Do!




Away We Go

Away You Go...Now!




Limits of Control, the

The Limits of My Patience




Transformers Revenge of the Fallen

Transform Your Attitude




Public Enemies

Public Display of Skills




Hurt Locker, the

Open This Locker




Brüno

Sö Entertäining...and Eye Opëning




Moon

Truly Celestial




Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

That Cold Ain't the Weather...




Humpday

More of a dip...




(500) Days of Summer

(95) Minutes of Bliss




Funny People

Trying to be Funny People




Orphan

Crazy Little Bitch




G.I. Joe The Rise of Cobra

G...this movie is really dumb




Julie and Julia

Bon Appetit!




Ponyo

Something Magical?




District 9

A Rare Gem




Inglourious Basterds

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!




Final Destination, the

Please be the last...




Fall Movie Preview 2009

Welcome To... The Fall Schedule!




Halloween 2 (2009)

Killed It




Extract

Extract the good parts...




9

An adult animated movie...perhaps.




Informant, the

The Whole Truth...




Jennifers Body

Jennifer's Got Bite




Fame (2009)

It's Gonna Live Forever...




Surrogates

Skin Deep




Zombieland

Make a visit




Invention of Lying, the

Ever heard of Editing?




Capitalism a Love Story

Sink or Swim...or Buoy?




Bright Star

A Shining Example




Antichrist

Remarkably Forgettable




Paranormal Activity

Scary Enough?




Law Abiding Citizen

The System Sucks




Halloween Picks

The Orphanage




Halloween Picks

Pans Labyrinth




Saw 6

A Letter to Lionsgate




Fourth Kind, the

Do You Believe?




2012

OMG! run, drive, fly, the world is ending!




Road, the

A Road too Often Traveled




Precious

Just Write...




Christmas Picks

Miracle on 34th Street




Brothers (2009)

Brotherly Love




Invictus

"I am..."




Princess and the Frog, the

Simply Gorgeous




Bad Lieutenant Port of Call New Orleans

Never judge a book...




Up In the Air

Flying High




Avatar

A Revolution?




Its Complicated

High-larious




Thatmoviesite Best Reviewed Films of 2009

Moon




Nine

Nein to Nine




Sherlock Holmes (2009)

Jolly Good Time




Top Ten Lists 2009

They were the best of times, they were the worst of times... and a look forward




Daybreakers

It Could' a Been A Contender




Best of the Decade 2000 - 2009

A Look Back...




Single Man, A

A Singular Accomplishment




Crazy Heart

A" Weary" Feeling




Edge of Darkness

That's Confidential




2009 Oscar Nominees

District 9




2009 Oscar Nominees

Precious




2009 Oscar Nominees

Up In the Air




From Paris With Love

A Royale with Cheese




Wolfman, the (2010)

Going out with a whimper




Secret of Kells

Let It Out




Shutter Island

Sunken Island




Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Off With Its Head




Shes Out of My League

A Solid 7




Green Zone

Don’t Be Naïve




Ghost Writer, the

Definitely not See Through




Chloe

The Power of Words




How to Train Your Dragon

Flying High




Greenberg

A Man Consumed




Clash of the Titans (2010)

Release the Hounds!




2010 Summer Preview

Jeff's Sizzling Summer Preview




Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, the Millennium Trilogy

A Missing Element...




Losers, the (2010)

Not Complete Losers




Nightmare on Elm Street, a (2010)

1-2, Freddys coming for you...




Robin Hood (2010)

Robin of the Lacking Department




Prince of Persia the Sands of Time

This dagger...




Get Him to the Greek

Get Your Rock On




A-Team, the (2010)

The Losers Redux?




Karate Kid, the (2010)

Better then the original?




Toy Story 3

Decisions, Decisions...




Grown Ups

Not Quite Fully Grown




Last Airbender, the

An "Elemental" Mess




Predators (2010)

A Ruined Memory




Inception

Dream a Little Dream




Dinner for Schmucks

Send This Entree Back




Other Guys, the

The super annoying, really stupid, over-the-top, been-there-done-that guys who aren't funny




Step Up 3D

Let's Be Honest




Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World - Best Reviewed Film of 2010

Epically Fun




Piranha 3D

A Bloody Mess




Last Exorcism, the

I Believe, I Don't Believe...




Fall Movie Preview 2010

Falling for a lot this Fall




Get Low

Dig Deeper




Going the Distance

Worth a trip to the theatre




American, the

A Very Boring Gentleman




Human Centipede, the

Eat Shit and Die




Devil The Night Chronicles

Going Down?




Easy A

Goes Down Easy




Town, the

Talk of the Town




Social Network, the

A Few Enemies?




Let Me In

Just Say No!




You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

No Strangers Here




Catfish (2010)

Swimming With Sharks




Never Let Me Go

Never Letting This One Go




Paranormal Activity 2

More of the Same




Hereafter (2010)

Stuck In-Between




Saw 3D

Is It Really Over?




Due Date

Expired!




Morning Glory

Good Morning!




Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One

The End is Near...




127 Hours

Stuck Between "Awesome" and "Incredible"




Burlesque

I Plead Guilty... Pleasure




Chronicles of Narnia - Voyage of the Dawn Treader

No Shit, Sherlock




Kings Speech, the

A Royal Flush




Black Swan (2010)

Darkness Falls




Tron Legacy

Visually Arresting




True Grit (1969)

True Tenacity




Fighter, the (2010)

A True Champion




How Do You Know

Blah... Blah Blah




True Grit (2010)

Great Expectations




Top Ten Lists 2010

Jeff's Decision 2010




Green Hornet, the (2011)

I'm $eeing Green




Animal Kingdom

Slow Burner




Rite, the (2011)

Wrong, In All the Right Places




2010 Oscar Nominees

Black Swan




2010 Oscar Nominees

Inception




2010 Oscar Nominees

127 Hours




Cedar Rapids

Let it Go




Biutiful

Beautifully Bleak




Adjustment Bureau, the

Come What May




Rango

Visuals, Check. Story...




Paul (2011)

Comes in Pieces




Battle LA

Move Move Move




Sucker Punch

An Incoherent Mess




Insidious

Pre-Possessed




Hanna

Hannah Montana Has Nothing on Her!




2011 Summer Preview

A Dim Summer Light




Bridesmaids

A Classic in the Making...




Hangover Part II, the

Déjà vu




Kung Fu Panda 2

Continuing the Awesomeness




Beaver, the (2011)

The Beaver has Bite




X-Men First Class

Take Note




Tree of Life, the (2011)

Planting the seed...




Cars 2

Full Speed Ahead




Transformers Dark of the Moon

The Very Definition...




Captain America The First Avenger

Red, White and Bland




Crazy Stupid Love

Call me crazy...




Cowboys and Aliens

Too many cooks...




Rise of the Planet of the Apes

The Rise of Rupert Wyatt




30 Minutes or Less

30 Laughs or Less




Fright Night (2011)

Lifeless




Devils Double

The Rest... is History




Fall Movie Preview 2011

Jeff Eagerly Awaits the Fall




Our Idiot Brother

Ignorance is Bliss




Dont Be Afraid of the Dark (2011)

I'm Not Afraid




Debt, the (2011)

Secrets, Secrets, Secrets...




Warrior (2011)

Hard Hitting




Attack the Block

Attacks the Senses




Drive (2011)

The Scorpion and the Frog




Ides of March, the

Drink the Kool-Aid




Footloose (2011)

Cut Loose!




Paranormal Activity 3

Oh Grow Up Toby




Puss in Boots

Fits Just Right




In Time

Time is Running Out




Tower Heist

Better then Expected




Immortals, the

Immortalized in my Mind




Melancholia

Gorgeously Forgettable




Martha Marcy May Marlene

One Big Happy Family




J. Edgar

That Make Up




Dangerous Method, a

A Wasted Method




Descendants, the

Welcome to Hawaii, where the grass is green...




Muppets, the

Self Awareness at its Finest




Hugo

Never Had the Magic




Thatmoviesite Best Reviewed Films of 2011

The Muppets




We Bought a Zoo

By-the-book Melodrama




Carnage

Acting Showcase




Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol

Your Mission, Should you...




Sherlock Holmes a Game of Shadows

Oh, How I've Missed You Holmes.




Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, the (2011)

Still Missing "It"




Adventures of Tin Tin Secret of the Unicorn

The answer is...




War Horse

A Boy and His Horse




Top Ten Lists 2011

Jeff's 2011 Complacency




Iron Lady, the

What I feel and what I think...




Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

Let the Right One In




Haywire (2012)

Running, Running, Running




Shame (2011)

Nothing to be Ashamed About




2011 Oscar Nominees

The Descendants




2011 Oscar Nominees

Hugo




Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Extremely Good & Incredibly Powerful




2011 Oscar Nominees

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close




2011 Oscar Nominees

Tree of Life




Grey, the

Bring a coat




Woman in Black

*BANG* Ooh, look kids, a ghost!




Coriolanus

I Compare Thee




Project X

Kids these days...




Silent House (2012)

A Tale of Two Movies




John Carter

Prince of Persia: The Sequel




Wrath of the Titans

Grapes of Wrath




American Reunion

Some things never change




Cabin in the Woods, the

You Think You Know the Story...




2012 Summer Preview

The Summer's Finest




Bully (2012)

But...But...But...




Raven, the (2012)

The Raven's Lament




Battleship (2012)

You Sunk My Battleship




Five Year Engagement

The Five-Year Movie




Comic Con Episode Four a Fans Hope

A Geeks Heaven.




Avengers, the (2012)

Assembling the Pieces




Chernobyl Diaries

One to Write Home About




Snow White and the Huntsman

Once upon a time...




Prometheus (2012)

All Kinds of... Meh




Cosmopolis

The True Cure




Rock of Ages

A Rockin' Good Time




Moonrise Kingdom

The Art of Quirk




Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

Sucks the Life




Brave (2012)

Legends are Lessons




Ted (2012)

"You've Got a Friend in Me"




Amazing Spider-man, The

An Improved Reboot




Dark Knight Rises, the

Mind. Officially. Blown.




Step Up Revolution

A Palette Cleanser




Total Recall (1990)

Not Like Fine Wine




Ruby Sparks

A Real Gem




Expendables 2, the

And the award for best use of a smart car goes to...




Fall Movie Preview 2012

A Glimmer of Hope...




Compliance (2012)

Mind Control




Dredd 3D

Lacks the Essentials




End of Watch

Bromanitcal




Holy Motors

Ok class... Discuss!




Amour (2012)

A Common Theme?




Perks of Being a Wallflower, the

Full of Perks




VHS

A Chaotic Mess




Pitch Perfect

Aca-Awesome




Argo

Ar-Go Fuck Yourself




Sinister

Isn't It Ironic?




Imposter, the (2012)

Super-Sized A&E




Antiviral

"I want your disease" - Lady Gaga




Cloud Atlas

A Belief System




Flight (2012)

Nose Dive




Man With the Iron Fists, the

But that's the point...




Skyfall

Old dog... New Tricks




Lincoln

Made for TV




Life of Pi

Torn




Rise of the Guardians

Lather, rinse, repeat




Hobbit an Unexpected Journey, the

Out of the Frying Pan




This is 40

This is tedious.




Django Unchained

I'm curious...




Thatmoviesite Best Reviewed Films of 2012

Skyfall




Les Miserable (2012)

A song for you.




Top Ten Lists 2012

Jeff's Lesson from 2012




Mama (2013)

A Good Horror Movie?




2012 Oscar Nominees

Argo




Safe Haven

Ooh, mysterious.




Dead Man Down

Dead Man Walking




Stoker

Beyond A Shadow of a Doubt.




Spring Breakers

Find Yourself Somewhere Else




2013 Summer Preview

Jeff's Wish List




Iron Man 3

I want my money back.




Star Trek Into Darkness

To Infinity...




Hangover Part III, the

Third Times the Charm?




Mud (2013)

Time to Get Dirty




Man of Steel

Too Much




This is the End

Bat Shit Crazy




Kings of Summer, the

The Rulers of Comedy




East, the (2013)

A Two-fer




Despicable Me 2

It's all about the minions




Lone Ranger, the (2013)

I can't be wrong...




Conjuring, the

Full House




Only God Forgives

The Walking Dead




Way Way Back, the

I'll Be Back




Elysium

Wasted Potential




Fall Movie Preview 2013

Here We Go Again...




Insidious 2

A Note to Audiences




Don Jon

Porn with Heart?




Gravity

Lacks Pull




Captain Phillips

Shiver me Timbers




Fifth Estate, the

Want to know the truth...?




Bad Grandpa

He Ain't So Bad




Blue is the Warmest Color

Bad Rep




All is Lost

Lost on me




About Time

Lost in Time




Dallas Buyers Club

BOGO Sale!




Book Thief, the

Do the Hokey Pokey...




Out of the Furnace

... and into a deep sleep.




Secret Life of Walter Mitty

Daydream Believer




Nebraska

Lifestyles of the Geriatric and Mundane




Thatmoviesite Best Reviewed Films of 2013

Stoker




Anchorman 2 the Legend Continues

Off the Air




American Hustle

The Biggest Con




Wolf of Wall Street, the

What Goes Up... Must Come Down




Inside Llewyn Davis

Stay Outside




Her

Not Taken by Her




Top Ten Lists 2013

Owning My Expectations




That Awkward Moment

When...




Labor Day

A Beautifully Wrapped Gift




2013 Oscar Nominees

American Hustle




2013 Oscar Nominees

Captain Phillips




2013 Oscar Nominees

The Wolf of Wall Street




Enemy (2014)

Itsy Bitsy...




Captain America Winter Soldier

Out With the Old, In With the New




Afflicted (2014)

Afflicted with Boredom




Edge of Tomorrow

On the Edge...




Chef (2014)

Good Old Comfort Food




Tammy (2014)

Brings the Charm




Top Ten Lists 2014

Jeff's Rocky Year




Revenant, the

"I ain't afriad to die..."




Top Ten Lists 2015

It's Finally Over





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